Actors who can't act - a list

Because I'm bored an have nothing better to do with my time I've decided to make this list. This list is inspired by Harrison Ford's *ahem* performance in the piece of shit film "Air Force One" which was just on TV.

Here's a list of actors who need to be stabbed in the eye with a rusty fork:

- Steven Seagal
- Michael Madson
- Whoopie Goldberg
- Nicholas Cage
- Harrison Ford
- David Carridine
- Sandra Bullock
- Ted Danson
- Richard Gere
- Tori Spelling
- Shannon Dougherty
- Rachel Grifiths
- Quentin Tarrantino
- Patrick Swayze
- Ben Affleck
- Kevin Costner
- Michael Keaton
- Steve Abott (Sandman)
- Lucy Lui
- Chuch Norris
- Jennifer Aniston
- Meg Ryan
- Jennifer Love Hewitt
- Freddy Prince Jnr

These are all of the "actors" I can currently think of, theres probably stacks of others that should be up here. Most of these actors made it into this list due to the fact that they can only act in one state. Their performances are wooden and unconvincing. Boredom accentuates my negative side. Sorry. Next time im bored i will post something positive and upbeat.

Posted by Nathan Kowald @ 9:57 PM