Johnny Sucks

If you are from Adelaide you should know of a local icon by the name of Johnny. Johnny is an eccentric, tall, aboriginal man who's outfits include spandex tights and big white boots.



Anyway so last night I was walking along Hindley street, back to the Enigma bar after withdrawing $50 from my bank account. A moment after I passed 108's strip club I see Johnny standing on the sidewalk, twirling a hoola hoop around his waste. Awesome I think to myself in my head, this would be the best opportunity to get a sweet photo for my moblog. So i walk up to him, smiling, say Hi Johnny hows it going? Hey do you think I could get a photo with you?. No answer, not even a look in my direction. So i repeat again, this time somewhat timidly, hey Johnny do u think I could get a photo with you dude? Still no answer, he didn't even acknowledge my standing there trying to talk to him. Im thinking, man.. did I approach him wrong? Is he trying to tell me something by ignoring me.. so I walked off. I used to think this dude was kool, like he was secretly really smart inside and got off on this shit but then I realised, no this dude's not smart. He's a loser. screw you Johnny your a fag, a snob and I have lost all respect for you, you can't say hi?, Im never gonna smile when I hear or see you again, but instead I'll probably want to throw shit at u. Rejection sucks :(

Posted by Nathan Kowald @ 7:24 PM