I Want To Be A Robot

Last night I had a thought about how cool it would be if we could get some implant that showed percentage statistics on various things. So say you are eating an apple and this brain implant then displays in your vision the percentage of apple left to eat. 17%. This would be great having this implant as say next time you went to eat an apple the figure 17% would be in your head and you could try for 16% next time or something stupid like that. Having an actual figure percentage to measure things would be so handy.


Percentage of apple left to eat


Percentage of real boob left on Pamela Anderson's rack

If i could be bothered making this post good i would have also done a picture of soft butter that says 25% real butter then a scanned percentage of 7% butter, A photo of a group of teenagers in a mall and done a "percentage of emo" in a person, or "likely percentage this person has a myspace page". Or some famous person, who most people like but is really full of shit could of done a picture and scan of his face saying 97% bullshit.

Hurry up technology, when will you advance enough to catch up to with extraordinary imaginative abilities. Brain mod's, lets go.

Posted by Nathan Kowald @ 11:13 AM