Restaurant Idea
Bachelor
A restuarant which serves 2-minute noodles, canned food items, bread and butter, maybe if your feeling posh a continental packet meal. All food items would be real cheap to buy, preferably home brand and everything would be served on paper plates and plastic cuttlery as they can be throw out once the meal has been finished. The prices will be real high as what you are paying for is the experience, not simply the food. Tables will have sticky cordial patches, biscuit crumbs, placemats are old newspapers. Chefs through to waiting staff should be aged 18-30, uniforms should consist of tracky dacks/novelty tee (something along the lines of big cock with the picture of a rooster on it). The novelty tee should have at least 1 food related stain on it. Drinks should be cordial, beer, half filled bottles of wine, coke. 34cm tv's should attached to the table. Lets make it happen.



2 Comments:
An experience, indeed -- hehe. You painted a great but gross picture. Let's NOT make it happen! (Hope you've been well!)
fuck that's gold!
I'd totally do a restaurant like that (do, as in visit once, and vow never again to experience such retarded comical filth.. not "do" as in actually decide to launch this restaurant meself.. although hey, if I win the lottery, I'm stealing this idea for sure hahahahaha)
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