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Terminal fun

Wait five minutes. Say penis every 10 seconds at an ever increasing volume

sleep 300; for (( i=10;;i+=10 )); do osascript -e "set volume output volume $i"; say penis; sleep 10; done;

Every five minutes whisper something creepy

WORDS=('please help me' 'i am so alone' 'i am lonely' 'pssssst' 'hello' 'hey, listen.'); while [ 1 = 1 ]; do say "${WORDS[$[ $[ RANDOM % ${#WORDS[@]} ]]]}" -v Whisper; sleep 300; done